Thursday, July 5, 2007

Gymming Pain

My arms are hurting, back is sore, neck isn't turning, calf is burning, chest is on fire.
Aftereffects of 1 day of josh in the gym.
Yes....Siby is sweating it out...and enduring the pain and lack of sleep as my gym partner had the brilliant idea of working out at 6:30 in the morning.
Gym management is full of sadistic b******s who enjoy watching you grunt and heave and make funny noises while you try to push a measly 5 kilo slab of iron around, with some Mr. Bulging Biceps who probably could bench press a baby elephant standing over you, smirking and watching condescendingly and saying " super" like a stuck record. How i wish i could punch him square in his face when he adds another 10 kilos to my 5 and then sit back enjoying the show. But then, i am going to gym to build, not break my body...so i just glare at him malevolently and grunt some more.

Girls have it so easy..just put some powder and lipstick and Lo...Behold...HOT GIRL...not like us poor guys who have to sweat it out for their benefit. I wish..........

6 comments:

Mrunalini said...

:))
Girls dont hav it easy.. even they have to sweat it out to earn enuf to buy lipsticks and powders :P

Artemis Foul said...

hehe..why u gyming .. gals are lining up rather going berserk arent that... and try wearing those painful stilettoes and then we will talk about pain

Blitzz said...

CTS pays you for this.

Tough life, eh?

i i said...

You $@&*!@#$@%^!

How the hell do you get time to visit the gym, man?
I'll have to agree with the 'wanderer' on this one.

Miss Stovetop said...

Who's asking you to join the gym? As if the no. of girls turning up at your doorstep isn't mindboggling enough... LOL

And anyway, NOW, what's the point Simba?

PP said...

Ever tried applying lipstick and powder!! Someone might as well find you hot that way ;)